YOU SAID:
potato aren't yes but not but no funny moment make my life bad so no funny allowed
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモはイエスではないが、面白い瞬間は私の人生を悪くするので、面白くない許可されていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potatoes are not yes, but funny moments are not allowed to be funny, because they make my life worse
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモはイエスではありませんが、面白い瞬間は私の人生を悪化させるので、面白くすることは許されません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potatoes are not yes, but funny moments are not allowed to be funny, because they make my life worse
You've done this before, haven't you.