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potato are funny how funny real funny one time i was walking down the road and i saw my friend and he was laughing because i had no pant everyone was laughing cause i had no pant and then i screamed and cried and passed out

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもがおもしろい本当におもしろいある時、道を歩いていたら友達に会いました。パンツがなかったので彼は笑っていました。パンツがなかったのでみんなが笑っていました。

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Potatoes are interesting When I was really interesting, I met a friend while walking down the road. He was laughing because he didn't have his pants. Everyone was laughing because I didn't have pants.

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもがおもしろい本当におもしろかったとき、道を歩いていると友達に会いました。彼はズボンを持っていなかったので笑っていた。ズボンがなかったのでみんな笑っていました。

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When the potatoes were interesting and really interesting, I met a friend while walking down the road. He was laughing because he didn't have his pants. Everyone was laughing because I didn't have pants.

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもが面白くて本当に面白かったとき、道を歩いていると友達に会いました。彼はズボンを持っていなかったので笑っていた。ズボンがなかったのでみんな笑っていました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the potatoes were interesting and really interesting, I met a friend while walking down the road. He was laughing because he didn't have his pants. Everyone was laughing because I didn't have pants.