YOU SAID:
Possibly rub cream on my memes so they are preserved for eternity.
INTO JAPANESE
おそらく彼らは永遠に保存されるので、私のミームにクリームをこする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Perhaps they are preserved forever and rub cream in my meme.
INTO JAPANESE
おそらく彼らは永遠に保持され私のミームでクリームをこする。
You've done this before, haven't you.