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Pork, it's the meat of kings. It's made from pig, try it with onion rings. Pork sure goes with everything, cause it's made from swine and swine sure tastes fine.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉、それは王の肉です。それは豚から作られています、オニオンリングでそれを試してみてください。豚肉は確かにすべてに付随します、なぜならそれは豚から作られていて、豚は確かに上質な味がします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pork, it is the meat of the king. It is made from pigs, try it with onion rings. Pork certainly accompanies everything, because it is made from pig, and pig certainly has a fine taste.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉、王様の肉です。それは豚から作られています、オニオンリングでそれを試してみてください。豚肉は確かに豚から作られているので、すべてに付随します、そして豚は確かに上質な味を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pork, the king's meat. It is made from pigs, try it with onion rings. Pork is certainly made from pigs, so it accompanies everything, and pigs certainly have a fine taste.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉、王様の肉。それは豚から作られています、オニオンリングでそれを試してみてください。豚肉は確かに豚から作られているので、それはすべてに付随し、豚は確かに上質な味を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pork, the king's meat. It is made from pigs, try it with onion rings. Pork is certainly made from pig, so it accompanies everything, and pigs certainly have a fine taste.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉、王様の肉。それは豚から作られています、オニオンリングでそれを試してみてください。豚肉は確かに豚から作られているので、それはすべてに付随し、豚は確かに上質な味を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pork, the king's meat. It is made from pigs, try it with onion rings. Pork is certainly made from pig, so it accompanies everything, and pigs certainly have a fine taste.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.