YOU SAID:
pork is like fungi with paint
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉はペンキ付き菌類のようなものだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pork is like a kind of painted fungus.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉は、一種の塗られた真菌のようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pork is like a kind of painted fungus.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.