YOU SAID:
popcorn poops past pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ポップコーンの糞はズボンを越えて。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Popcorn feces crossed the pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ポップコーンの糞がズボンを横切った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Popcorn feces crossed the pants.
Come on, you can do better than that.