YOU SAID:
pop your pants because it makes you healthier
INTO JAPANESE
それはあなたが健康になるのであなたのズボンをポップ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pop your pants because it makes you healthy
INTO JAPANESE
それはあなたが健康になりますのであなたのズボンをポップ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pop your pants because it makes you healthy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.