YOU SAID:
pop there little doggy I like cake and lagging behind me
INTO JAPANESE
そこに小さな犬をポップ私はケーキが好きで私の後ろに遅れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pop a little dog there I like cakes and I'm late behind me
INTO JAPANESE
そこに小さな犬を連れて行ってください私はケーキが好きですそして私は私の後ろに遅れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take a little dog there i like cakes and i'm late behind me
INTO JAPANESE
そこに小さな犬を連れて行ってください私はケーキが好きですそして私は私の後ろに遅れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take a little dog there i like cakes and i'm late behind me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.