YOU SAID:
Pop goes the weasel because the weasel goes pop
INTO JAPANESE
イヤチがポップになるので、ポップはイチを行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pop go ichi because Iyachi becomes pop
INTO JAPANESE
イヤチがポップになるからポップゴーイチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because Iyachi becomes pop, pop goichi
INTO JAPANESE
イヤチがポップになるから、ポップゴイチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Iyachi becomes pop, so pop goichi
INTO JAPANESE
イヤチがポップになるから、ポップ・ゴイチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Iyachi becomes pop, so pop goichi
Come on, you can do better than that.