YOU SAID:
poor man does this in a stupendous way that is amazingly extravagant.
INTO JAPANESE
可哀そうな人はこれを驚くほど贅沢な方法でやっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The poor guy does this in a surprisingly extravagant way.
INTO JAPANESE
可哀そうな男はこれを驚くほど贅沢な方法で行います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The poor guy does this in a surprisingly extravagant way.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.