YOU SAID:
Poopy sock and peepee juice are good things
INTO JAPANESE
Poopy 言います、靴下のジュースが良いものです。
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Is poopy says the sock juice is good.
INTO JAPANESE
Poopy は靴下のジュースは良いと言います。
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I say poopy sock juice is good.
INTO JAPANESE
私は踏む靴下ジュースが良いと言います。
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I said I should take sock juice.
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴下のジュースを取る必要がありますと述べた。
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Should I take the juice of socks, he said.
INTO JAPANESE
ソックスのジュースを取る必要がありますと彼は言った。
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You must take the juice of the Sox, he said.
INTO JAPANESE
ソックスのジュースを取る必要がありますと彼は言った。
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You must take the juice of the Sox, he said.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.