YOU SAID:
poopy potato will never die
INTO JAPANESE
うんちポテトは決して死なない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop potatoes never die
INTO JAPANESE
うんちじゃがいも死なない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop potatoes do not die
INTO JAPANESE
うんちじゃがいも死なない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop potatoes do not die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.