YOU SAID:
Pooping on the bed in the mornings get me going every night
INTO JAPANESE
朝ベッドでうんちをすると、毎晩元気になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pooping in bed in the morning will cheer you up every night
INTO JAPANESE
朝ベッドでうんちをすると毎晩元気になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pooping in bed in the morning makes you feel better every night
INTO JAPANESE
朝ベッドでうんちをすると、毎晩気分が良くなります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pooping in bed in the morning makes you feel better every night
That didn't even make that much sense in English.