YOU SAID:
POOPING AND FARTING ON YOU BED
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドでおならやおならをする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
fart or fart in bed
INTO JAPANESE
おならまたはベッドでおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
farting or farting in bed
INTO JAPANESE
おならまたはベッドでおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
farting or farting in bed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.