YOU SAID:
Pooped my self in an elevator today. It was a crappy ride.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はエレベーターでうんちをした。安っぽい乗り心地でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped in the elevator today. It was a cheesy ride.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はエレベーターでうんちをしました。安っぽい乗り心地でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped in the elevator today. It was a cheesy ride.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.