YOU SAID:
poo and poo and poo wetever poo!
INTO JAPANESE
うんち、うんち、うん wetever ち!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, yes, yes wetever immediately!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、はい、はい、すぐに wetever!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, Yes, Yes, now to wetever!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、はい、はい、今 wetever!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, Yes, Yes, now wetever!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、はい、はい、今は湿っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, yes, yes, it is moist now!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、はい、はい、今は湿っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, yes, yes, it is moist now!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.