YOU SAID:
Policeman, I have a question. Do you ever urinate in the wild?
INTO JAPANESE
警官、質問があります。今まで野生の排尿か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Police may question. Until now or in the wild.
INTO JAPANESE
警察が質問があります。今までまたは野生の。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The police have questions. Until now or in the wild.
INTO JAPANESE
警察には、質問があります。今までまたは野生の。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a question to the police. Until now or in the wild.
INTO JAPANESE
警察に質問があります。今までまたは野生の。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a question to the police. Until now or in the wild.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.