YOU SAID:
Police I swear to god... Not simping for a child...
INTO JAPANESE
警察、神に誓って…子供に甘いことはしないよ…
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Police, I swear to God...I won't be soft on children...
INTO JAPANESE
警察さん、神に誓って…私は子供には優しくしません…
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Police, I swear to God...I'm not kind to children...
INTO JAPANESE
警察さん、神に誓って…私は子供には優しくないんです…
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Police, I swear to God...I'm not kind to children...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.