YOU SAID:
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
INTO JAPANESE
警察は昨日2人の子供を逮捕した。 1人は電池の酸を飲み、もう1人は花火を食べていた。彼らは1つを充電し、他のものをオフにします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The police arrested two children yesterday. One drank battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charge one and turn off the others.
INTO JAPANESE
警察は昨日2人の子供を逮捕した。 1人は電池酸を飲み、もう1人は花火を食べていた。彼らは1つを充電し、他のものをオフにする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The police arrested two children yesterday. One drank battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charge one and turn off the others.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.