YOU SAID:
Pokemon GO is just a way for the government to get us outside so they can use their mind control beams to make us their loyal servants to help spiderus become president and make eating children legal.
INTO JAPANESE
ポケモンGOは政府が私たちを外に連れて行くための単なる手段であり、彼らは彼らのマインドコントロールビームを使って蜘蛛が大統領になって子供たちを合法的にするのを助ける忠実な僕たちを作ることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pokemon GO is just a means for the government to take us outside and they use faithful servants to help their spiders become president and make their children legitimate using their mind control beam You can make it.
INTO JAPANESE
ポケモンGOは政府が私たちを外に連れて行くための手段に過ぎず、彼らは彼らのクモが大統領になって彼らのマインドコントロールビームを使って彼らの子供を合法にするのを助けるために忠実な使用人を使います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
POKéMON GO is just a means for the government to take us outside and they are trying to make their spiders president and help them legitimize their children with their mind control beam I will use a loyal servant.
INTO JAPANESE
POKéMONGOは政府が私たちを外に連れて行くための手段にすぎません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
POKéMONGO is only a means for the government to take us outside.
INTO JAPANESE
ポケモンゴは政府が私たちを外に連れて行くための手段にすぎません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pokemongo is only a means for the government to take us outside.
INTO JAPANESE
ポケモンゴは政府が私たちを外に連れて行くための手段にすぎません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pokemongo is only a means for the government to take us outside.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.