YOU SAID:
Please, with all due respect, go die in a ditch.
INTO JAPANESE
敬意を表して、溝で死んでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pay your respects and die in the ditch.
INTO JAPANESE
敬意を払い、溝で死にます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pay your respects and die in the ditch.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.