YOU SAID:

Please translate this or i will come to your house and eat your dog. You don't have a dog? Well, whatever.

INTO JAPANESE

これを翻訳するか、私はあなたの家に来てあなたの犬を食べます。あなたは犬がいませんか？まあ、何でも。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Translate this or I will come to your house and eat your dog. Do you have a dog? Well, whatever.

INTO JAPANESE

これを翻訳するか、私はあなたの家に来てあなたの犬を食べるでしょう。犬を飼っていますか？まあ、何でも。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Translate this or I will come to your house and eat your dog. Do you have a dog? Well, whatever.