YOU SAID:
Please take my unicorn, it's constipated.
INTO JAPANESE
私のユニコーンをください、それは便秘です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take my unicorn, it is constipation.
INTO JAPANESE
私のユニコーンを取りなさい、それは便秘です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take my unicorn, it is constipation.
Come on, you can do better than that.