YOU SAID:
Please stroke my hairy potato.
INTO JAPANESE
私の毛深いポテトストロークしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please be my and hairy potato stroke.
INTO JAPANESE
私と毛深いポテトストロークしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please be hairy potato stroke and me.
INTO JAPANESE
毛深いポテトストロークと私にしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please be hairy potato stroke and me.
You've done this before, haven't you.