YOU SAID:
Please someone kill me now
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが今私を殺してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone please kill me now
INTO JAPANESE
誰か私を今殺してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can someone please kill now
INTO JAPANESE
殺すことができる誰かください今
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please you can kill someone now
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今誰かを殺すことができますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can kill someone now?
INTO JAPANESE
今誰かを殺すことができますか。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium