YOU SAID:

Please somebody kill me. Please it's muffin time. Have you had a muffin today? I want to DIE DIE DIE.

INTO JAPANESE

誰か殺してくださいマフィンの時間です。今日はマフィンを食べましたか？私は死にたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please kill someone muffin time. Did you eat muffins today? I want to die

INTO JAPANESE

誰かマフィン時間を殺してください。今日はマフィンを食べましたか？私は死にたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill someone muffin time Did you eat muffins today? I want to die

INTO JAPANESE

マフィンを誰かを殺す今日マフィンを食べましたか？私は死にたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Did you eat muffins today killing someone with muffins? I want to die

INTO JAPANESE

今日マフィンを食べて、マフィンで誰かを殺しましたか？私は死にたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Did you eat muffins today and killed someone with muffins? I want to die

INTO JAPANESE

今日マフィンを食べて、マフィンで誰かを殺しましたか？私は死にたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Did you eat muffins today and killed someone with muffins? I want to die