YOU SAID:
please somebody kill me please i wanna die who wants a muffin
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私を殺すしてくださいしてください私はマフィンが欲しい人は死ぬことを望む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please please please someone please kill me I want a muffin want one dies
INTO JAPANESE
私を殺してください誰かしてくださいください私はマフィンが1つが死ぬことをしたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please kill me Someone Please please me muffin want one to die
INTO JAPANESE
私を殺してください誰か私を喜ばせてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please kill me Someone please please me
INTO JAPANESE
私を殺してください誰かが私を喜ばせてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please kill me Someone please please me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.