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YOU SAID:

please slit a wrist today just call 0800-slit-wrist

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ手首をスリットしてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please slit your wrist now.

INTO JAPANESE

手を出せ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gimme your hands.

INTO JAPANESE

手を出せ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gimme your hands.

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