YOU SAID:
please send help my dad locked me in the wine cellar this is not a joke call the police
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はこれではないワインセラーで私をロック ヘルプを送信冗談警察を呼んでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father in the wine cellar which I am not clock help send joke police please call me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はワインセラーで父はないヘルプをクロック送信冗談警察呼んでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I in the cellar he not help clock send joke police call.
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼を助けないクロック送信冗談警察呼ぶセラーで。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in a cellar called the clock sending joke police will not help him.
INTO JAPANESE
私は時計と呼ばれる地下室に冗談警察を送信する彼を助けるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I help him to send a joke police in the basement known as the clock.
INTO JAPANESE
私は時計として知られている地下室で冗談警察を送信する彼を助けます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I help him to send a joke police in the basement known as the clock.
That's deep, man.