YOU SAID:
Please remove your hand from my donkey, it is awfully perturbed.
INTO JAPANESE
私のろばから手を離してください、それはひどく混乱しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please take your hand off my ass, it is terribly confused.
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻から手を離してください、それはひどく混乱しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please take your hand off my ass, it is terribly confused.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.