YOU SAID:
Please pet my lewd cat very slowly yes very nice
INTO JAPANESE
はい非常にゆっくりと非常に良い私のみだらな猫をペットしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes very slowly pet obscene cat very good for me.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私にとって非常に良い非常にゆっくりとペットのわいせつな猫。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, for me very good very slow and obscene cat.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私にとって非常に良い非常に遅く、わいせつな猫。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, for me very good very slow and obscene cat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.