YOU SAID:
Please open the ports I need before I slam my head in the desk.
INTO JAPANESE
机に頭をぶつける前に、必要なポートを開けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please open the necessary port before hitting your head on the desk.
INTO JAPANESE
机の上に頭を打つ前に必要なポートを開いてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please open the necessary port before hitting your head on the desk.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.