YOU SAID:
Please kill Me or I will kill you with a base ball bat
INTO JAPANESE
私を殺してください、さもなければ野球バットで殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
kill me or kill me with a baseball bat
INTO JAPANESE
私を殺すか野球バットで殺すか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
kill me or kill me with a baseball bat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.