YOU SAID:
Please insert you stick into my rear gard
INTO JAPANESE
私の後衛に棒を挿入してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
insert a stick in my rear guard
INTO JAPANESE
後衛に棒を差し込む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
insert a stick into the rear guard
INTO JAPANESE
後衛に棒を差し込む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
insert a stick into the rear guard
That didn't even make that much sense in English.