Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

please, I am just a security guard on night shift, and I do not want to die today, so return me to my loving and worried wife and children and I will give you the nuclear launch codes, and whatever else you want, just please don't kill me.

INTO JAPANESE

お願いします、私は夜勤の警備員にすぎません、そして今日は死にたくないので、私の愛する心配している妻と子供たちに私を返してください。私を殺さないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please, I am only a night shift guard, and today I do not want to die, so please return me to my beloved worried wife and children. Please do not kill me.

INTO JAPANESE

お願いします、私はただ夜勤の番人です、そして今日私は死にたくないので、私の最愛の心配している妻と子供たちに私を返してください。私を殺さないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm just a night shift keeper, and today I do not want to die, so please return me to my beloved worried wife and children. Please do not kill me.

INTO JAPANESE

私はただ夜勤の番人です、そして今日私は死にたくないので、私の最愛の心配している妻と子供たちに私を返してください。私を殺さないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm just a night shift keeper, and today I do not want to die, so please return me to my beloved worried wife and children. Please do not kill me.

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You should move to Japan!

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