YOU SAID:

please help me locate my pants, I appear to have misplaced them.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンを見つける助けてください、私はそれらが間違っているに見えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In my pants to find help, looks to me they are wrong.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンを見つけることに役立つ、私に見える彼らは間違っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To help you find in my pants and it looks to me they are wrong.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンで見つけるのに役立つ私に見える彼らが間違っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They seem to me to help you find in my pants is wrong.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは私のズボンを見つけることが間違っているようだ私。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They are wrong you find in my pants as I.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは私が私のズボンに間違っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They are I am mistaken in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らが私のズボンの私の勘違い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They're in my pants my misunderstanding.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは私の誤解私のズボンです。

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They are misunderstanding my in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは誤解私私のズボン。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They misunderstand me in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは私のズボンの私を誤解しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They misunderstand me in my pants.