YOU SAID:

PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE A BODY AND DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT I SWEAR THIS IS NOT A MEME

INTO JAPANESE

私は体を持っているが、それをどこに置くべきかわからないので助けてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a body but don't know where to put it, please help

INTO JAPANESE

私は体を持っていますが、それをどこに置くかわかりません、助けてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a body but don't know where to put it, please help