YOU SAID:
please, help i'm kidnapped right now
INTO JAPANESE
どうか、私が今誘拐されるのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me be kidnapped now
INTO JAPANESE
今誘拐されるのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me be kidnapped now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.