YOU SAID:
Please forgive this ignorant old lady, who didn't even know that you can't microwave a cat.
INTO JAPANESE
猫に電子レンジを使えないことさえ知らなかった、この無知なおばあさんを許してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please forgive this ignorant old lady who didn't even know you couldn't microwave your cat.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが猫に電子レンジを使えないことさえ知らなかった、この無知なおばあさんを許してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forgive this ignorant old lady who didn't even know you couldn't microwave your cat.
INTO JAPANESE
猫に電子レンジを使えないことさえ知らなかったこの無知なおばあさんを許してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please forgive this ignorant old lady who didn't even know you couldn't microwave your cat.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが猫に電子レンジを使えないことさえ知らなかった、この無知なおばあさんを許してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forgive this ignorant old lady who didn't even know you couldn't microwave your cat.
INTO JAPANESE
猫に電子レンジを使えないことさえ知らなかったこの無知なおばあさんを許してください。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium