YOU SAID:
Please, for the love of all that is good, tell me what I am doing here.
INTO JAPANESE
私がここでやっていることを教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please tell me what I am doing here.
INTO JAPANESE
私がここで何をしているのか教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please tell me what I am doing here.
That's deep, man.