YOU SAID:
Please don’t put birds on my head
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭の上に鳥を置かないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't put a bird on my head
INTO JAPANESE
頭の上に鳥を置かないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not put birds on your head
INTO JAPANESE
頭に鳥を置かないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not put birds on your head
INTO JAPANESE
頭に鳥を乗せないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not put a bird on your head
INTO JAPANESE
頭に鳥を乗せないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not put a bird on your head
That didn't even make that much sense in English.