YOU SAID:
Please don't hurt my pikman.
INTO JAPANESE
私の pikman を傷つけるしないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hurt my pikman do.
INTO JAPANESE
私の pikman を傷つけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pikman my hurt.
INTO JAPANESE
Pikman 私を傷つける。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pikman I hurt.
INTO JAPANESE
Pikman を傷つけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pikman hurt.
INTO JAPANESE
Pikman を傷つけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pikman hurts.
INTO JAPANESE
Pikman が痛い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pikman hurts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.