YOU SAID:
Please crawl inside a grill cheese sandwich and die.
INTO JAPANESE
グリルチーズのサンドイッチの中を這うと死ぬ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crawling inside a grilled cheese sandwich will die.
INTO JAPANESE
グリルチーズサンドイッチの中で這うと死ぬでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you crawl in a grilled cheese sandwich, you will die.
INTO JAPANESE
グリルチーズサンドイッチで這うと死ぬでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you crawl on a grilled cheese sandwich it will die.
INTO JAPANESE
グリルチーズサンドイッチを這うと死ぬでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you crawl on a grilled cheese sandwich, you will die.
INTO JAPANESE
グリルチーズサンドイッチで這うと、あなたは死ぬでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you crawl on a grilled cheese sandwich, you will die.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.