YOU SAID:
play with me so i can move away and go without being sad play with my dog so he doesn’t eat a cat cause cats are disgusting and they eat mice ew its awful
INTO JAPANESE
私と一緒に遊ぶので、私は私の犬と悲しい遊びをせずに離れて行くことができるので、彼は猫を食べないように猫が嫌で、彼らはネズミを食べるのはひどい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Playing with me, so I can go away without playing sad with my dog, so he hates cats so he doesn't eat cats, and they eat rats is terrible.
INTO JAPANESE
一緒に遊ぶので、犬と一緒に悲しい遊びをしなくても立ち去ることができるので、猫が嫌いで猫を食べず、ネズミを食べるのはひどいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because we play together, we can go away without having to play sadly with dogs, so it's terrible to hate cats, not to eat cats, and to eat mice.
INTO JAPANESE
一緒に遊ぶので、犬と悲しそうに遊ぶ必要なく立ち去ることができるので、猫を憎む、猫を食べない、ネズミを食べるのはひどい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because we play together, we can walk away without having to play sadly with dogs, so it's terrible to hate cats, not to eat cats, and to eat mice.
INTO JAPANESE
一緒に遊ぶので、犬と悲しそうに遊ぶ必要なく立ち去ることができるので、猫を憎む、猫を食べない、ネズミを食べるのはひどい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because we play together, we can walk away without having to play sadly with dogs, so it's terrible to hate cats, not to eat cats, and to eat mice.
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