YOU SAID:

plates are the best thing ever because monkeys can break them over their heads and nobody will laugh

INTO JAPANESE

サルは頭の上でそれらを壊すことができ、誰も笑わないので、プレートは今までで最高のものです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The plates are the best ever because monkeys can break them on their heads and no one laughs

INTO JAPANESE

サルは頭の上でそれらを壊すことができ、誰も笑っていないので、プレートは史上最高です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The plate is at an all-time high because the monkeys can break them on the head and no one laughs

INTO JAPANESE

サルは頭の上でそれらを壊すことができ、誰も笑っていないので、プレートは史上最高です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The plate is at an all-time high because the monkeys can break them on the head and no one laughs