YOU SAID:
pizzaman take me by the hand lead me to the land
INTO JAPANESE
ピザマンは私を手で連れて行って、私を土地に連れて行きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizzaman takes me by hand and takes me to land
INTO JAPANESE
ピザマンは私を手で連れて行き、私を上陸させる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizzaman takes me by hand and land me
INTO JAPANESE
ピザマンは私を手で連れて行き、私を着陸させます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizzaman takes me by hand and land me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.