YOU SAID:
pizza tastes good when it contains dead children
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ子供が含まれている場合、ピザがおいしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the child died, the pizza was so delicious
INTO JAPANESE
ピザはおいしかったので、子が死亡した場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the child died because the pizza was delicious,
INTO JAPANESE
ピザが美味しかったので、子供が死亡した場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the child died because the pizza is delicious,
INTO JAPANESE
ピザはおいしいので、子供が死亡した場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the child died because the pizza is delicious,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.