YOU SAID:
pizza man! a man with a pizza instead of his head
INTO JAPANESE
ピザ屋!頭の代わりにピザを持った男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
pizzeria! A man holding a pizza instead of his head
INTO JAPANESE
ピッツェリア!頭の代わりにピザを持っている男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizzeria! A man holding a pizza instead of a head
INTO JAPANESE
ピッツェリア!頭の代わりにピザを持っている男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizzeria! A man holding a pizza instead of a head
That didn't even make that much sense in English.