YOU SAID:
Pizza makes you die inside a little bit.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザはあなたを少しでも亡くします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza will lose you at least.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは少なくともあなたを失うでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza will lose you at least.
You've done this before, haven't you.