YOU SAID:
pizza is good, but if it's good, where's the hay
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは良いが干し草のかどうかそれは良い、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is good but whether hay or it is good,
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは良いですが、干し草またはそれが良いかどうか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is good but the hay or whether it's good or not
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは干し草またはそれが良いかどうかが、良い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is Hay good or whether it's good or not, but
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは良い干し草またはそれが良いかどうか、かどうかが、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is good hay or, whether it is good or not,
INTO JAPANESE
ピザがおいしい干し草か、それが良いかどうか、かどうか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is yummy haystack or, whether it is good or not
INTO JAPANESE
ピザがおいしい干し草か、それが良いかどうか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is yummy haystack or whether it's good or not
INTO JAPANESE
ピザはおいしい干し草またはそれが良いかどうか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is yummy haystack or whether it's good or not
That didn't even make that much sense in English.